gilfaethwy:

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I really didn’t want to have to do this but I’m short on time and getting a bit desperate (so I’ll probably be talking more about myself than I ever have)

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mY INterview went rly well !!! we talked a lot and laughed it went for like an hour … fingers crossed cries pls gimme a job

treat yo self! get something youve always wanted and hang out with friends OR do whatever the fuck you want its your goddamn birthday ok

heck YEAH i got the entire series of futurama which is exciting !!! been wanting to get my hands on that for a while so :D 

my birthdays tomorrow n I have no idea what
to get at all help

i have my job interview today wEEEEH 

I WIN, I WON, HOLLYWOOD IS MINE

I WIN, I WON, HOLLYWOOD IS MINE

i lost an earring curls up and cries 

tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

microrockets:

I’ve got like 9 perfect stat tepigs so far while shiny hatchin does anyone want one they’re all boys

I’ve got like 9 perfect stat tepigs so far while shiny hatchin does anyone want one they’re all boys

cuddlechu:

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I made this pic for emily because I think I’m fucking hilarious but then I realized she wasn’t online and then I got mad. everything is ruined.